All About My Mom... Love Cole, Carson, and Camryn...

At church today the kids were asked questions about their moms for Mother's Day... I could not stop laughing at the kids answers...

~My mom is ___ years old.  Cole said "10,000", Carson said "20", and Camryn said "22".. Cole is a BRAT.
~My mom weighs ___ pounds. Ok first off, REALLY?  Why is this even a question?  Cole and Carson said "100 pounds" and Camryn said" 2 pounds"... Dumbest question ever....
~My mom's favorite color is____ Cole said "red" and Camryn and Carson said "Purple".  For the record it's Green.
~ My mom's favorite food is____ Cole said "salad", Carson said "pasta" and Camryn said "quesadilla"... They're all right :)
~My mom always says___ Why do these questions feel like a TRAP? Cole said "Brat" (take note of the first question) Carson said "You're awesome" and Camryn said "Go to your bedroom" (wow)
~My mom cooks the best___ Cole said "cookies", Carson said "pasta", Camryn said "quesadillas"...
~My mom's job is___ Cole said "school", Carson said "doing the dishes", Camryn said "teacher"... Dishes? Really?
~My mom laughs when___ Cole didn't answer, Carson said "When Lucy stands up" (our cat is crazy and attacks us standing up) and Camryn said "At 2" Uh?
~If my mom had time, she would love to___ Cole said "play games" Carson said "do dishes" Again with the dishes? and Camryn said "Go out to eat"
~My mom and I like to____ Cole said "Play" Carson said "Go to Disneyland" and Camryn said "take a bubble bath"... Love that girl
~My mom really loves to___ Cole said "Me" (think he thinks highly of himself?) Carson said "Me" (him too) and Camryn said "to write my name" haha
~ I love my mom because___ Cole said "She loves me" Carson said "she loves me" and Camryn said "I love her hugs"

I can't wait to see what they have to say next year :)